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Filed under: Pet Friends | Tags: books, cats, funny, furry, pets, romance, weird, wtf
The collection of stories “The Magical Christmas Cat,” turned out to be a romance novel of sorts after all. Written by Lora Leigh, Erin McCarthy, Nalini Singh and the incomparable Linda Winstead Jones, this collection contains stories that all focus on the universal topic of women’s cats turning into hot men during Christmastime and whisking them off their feet.
The promotional materials allude to the stories being about “a distinctly alluring feline touch.” I don’t know, all of this seems a little close to the Furry family for me. I don’t know if the lonely women reading these stories do any yiffing but I hope that their sheer desperation wouldn’t lead them to do more lewd things to their “distinct felines.”
Can you imagine the readership for this? Are we talking mid-40s, tweed-wearing, just plain sad or bizarrely sexually aroused or what? Interesting subject matter. Apparently it is pervasive enough of a topic to be carried in a mainstream bookstore like Borders or Barnes and Noble. I’m wondering if any of the women who read this are featured in this doc:
Filed under: Dumb Criminals | Tags: criminal, funny, idiot, silly, why?, wtf
We’re all guilty of breaking the law. Zoning ordinances, imbibing of questionable substances, traffic violations. It’s pretty commonplace. But there are those that take crime to a whole new level. The most moronic of less-than law abiding citizens. The stupid criminal. Obviously, they can fall into a few different classes:
Conspicuous Much?: Hey, guy. You’re breaking the law. In broad daylight. On a well-traveled street. In plain sight of a cop car. While wearing a rainbow unitard. And you’re shouting obscenities.
Ruuuuude: Yup, it looks like that cop is writing you a parking ticket/pulling you over/handcuffing you and throwing you forcefully into the cruiser. I don’t think you’re going to do much for your case by ripping off your wife-beater in drunken anger while shouting, “I’m innocent!”
Just…What?: Maybe you could’ve gotten away with what you were doing. Completely fine. But guess what. For example, you were drunk then called the cops on yourself like this Rhode’s scholar:
But that lovely gem has nothing on the alpha and omega of silly criminals who embodies all the best markers of idiocy. You have to give it to him for his tenacity though:
Filed under: Pet Friends | Tags: cat, exercise, fat, funny, lazy, silly, tv
I remember a while back seeing some show about overweight pets on Animal Planet. There were fat Rottweilers, fat cats, maybe even obese birds, I’m not sure. Either way, it amused me that an entire show was dedicated to slimming down domesticated animals. Sort of like The Biggest Loser but for adorable pets. So, what does one do when a pet has taken on a little extra chunkage?
But like humans, not all pets are enthusiastic about their exercise regimen.
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: america, funny, goofy sights, museum, silly
Liberace Museum, originally uploaded by spraynardkreuger.
The U.S. has a great deal of weirdness to offer in terms of notable sites and museums to visit. If you are a tourist interested in the weird and wonderful that America has in store, check out the link below:
sad lady tat, originally uploaded by spraynardkreuger.
G4P: What have been some of the most extreme reactions people have had while you’ve been tattooing them?
AC: Typically, people either cry or pass out. I almost feel worse when people pass out. If people cry when they get a tattoo, they’re obviously pretty sensitive. One girl I worked on was really pumped [before] and then she got nervous when I put the stencil on her. I was inches from starting the tattoo and she started bawling.
G4P: It’s probably hard to deal with people crying and freaking out.
AC: All the anxiety seems to happen before it starts. When people cry, it’s frustrating their whole body heaves. Typically, after a while they’ll either tell me to start or calm down. I’ve started before with the intention of finishing and people won’t come back to get the tattoo finished up. One girl wanted this traditional tramp stamp with a heart and some black tribal around it, and I got through the heart and she asked me to stop.
G4P: Have any guys had really bad reactions?
AC: I’ve heard of guys peeing themselves but that’s never happened to me. Usually, they’ll pass out then come to and act like nothing has happened.
G4P: Is it hard to tattoo people knowing that you’re hurting them?
AC: At first, it’s super hard because you’re causing people pain. It’s a bizarre feeling. After time goes on, it’s a job, like anything else. If you worry too much about it, it affects the product.
