Glutton for PWNishment

 

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“I’m not against women going to school as long as they take the right classes.”

 

“In America, maybe 5% [of people are going to Heaven.]“

 

“Gangster rappers, Hollywood movie watchers and rock’n’rollers are wicked and they love violence. And God abhors them.”

 

“Most people are going to go to Hell, according to Jesus.”

 

“When your penis gets hard, you don’t stick it in her mouth, you don’t stick it in her anus, you stick it in the vagina. That’s where it goes.”

“The Surgeon General has determined that sodomy is dangerous to your anus.”

 

“Jesus said ‘Masturbators go to Hell.’”

 

“Most Protestants in America are going to Hell. They’re not real Christians.”

 

“Martin Luther King Jr. was an adulterer, he’s in Hell. Mother Teresa is probably in Hell. Gandhi was an idolater. He wouldn’t even have sex with his wife.”

 

(In song) “It’s not OK to be ga-ay, it’s not OK to be a homo. You shouldn’t be that wa-ay, God says ‘it’s a real big no-no. It’s not OK to be gay, it’s not OK to be a homo. It’s not in your DNA, what you need is to be converted.”

 

“Not all the girls out here are whores, just most of them. A woman that is a whore is one that has premarital sex.”

 

“Brother Micah used to be a whore monger. A whore monger is a guy who has sex with girls he’s not married to.”